A bizarre situation of feeling like I was in two different dreams: one where I was crawling underneath the floor boards of my old school (looking for a sausage sandwich and scaring people) and another side from Wan's perspective.

On the Wan side of things, it was of being on the lion turtle that he was from. It was outside the city and underneath the trees at night, right on the lion turtle's back. It was dark but kind of illuminated by the moonlight above through the canopy. If you looked into the distance, you could see this sort of outcrop of rock above which stuck out with a ledge at the end.

Dreamt that I was back in my hometown, but I lived in a flat that was a complete hoarder's nest. It was filled with really low quality merchandise, particularly Appa merchandise. That bison was made into practically everything you could imagine and I had duplicates of it all.

Wan was also in my hometown, but he had a new punk rock look. He had this uneven Mohawk that was shorter in the middle, leather clothes etc. He was also really sad and depressed, but he still helped me clear out all of the Appa stuff and throw it away. Then I gave him a little kiss on the cheek which made him smile.

Dreamt I saw a tiny Wan on a poster in a shop and climbed a shelf to try and get a picture of it and an employee didn't tell me off, but got some guy to stand in front of a separate golden framed picture of Wan and try and do stupid poses. Pretty sure it was stolen fanart.

I think there was a flood wherever this was and I ordered airpods for some reason but they were stored inside a brick phone. It wasn't very good at trying to take Wan pictures.

There was also a Nickelodeon leak that revealed bizarre new Avatar lore and an entirely separate first Avatar origin story with a different character? (Sad Wan ant with bindle) and they just put Wan into a farming sim game instead.

Dreamt that Wan's surname was officially revealed to be "Dunlop" and they made his old man version look like the exact American Dad show art style (I have never watched this show my life).

Wan existed as a tiny naked green fairy (in a really low animation quality) with pink hair and was really angry all the time. He started harassing people by jumping on their heads. Jumping on heads seemed to improve his condition, and the more he did it the more he became normal Wan again.

Dreamt that I was on a train and dropped the testosterone I had all over the floor and the train departed when I tried to pick it up. Then I became Avatar Wan I think? And he found a big bag of testosterone on the train that allowed him to no clip and access console commands.

He also made the children aboard lose their collision and made them fly off the train with him. But it turned out to be a good thing because several comical looking red clown cars charged at the train and blew up on it.

Then he reenabled their collision and the responders were trying to identify all the victims. They had a photo of Wan and were like "aw yeah this guy's been dead for 10,000 years he's a goner."

Then Wan looked at the picture, smirked and said "That's god's gorgeous boy!" and sprinted off into the woods whilst they watched in shock. Then I woke up with heartburn.